No news tonight

You, I say. I gave the news away along with the TV. And it's just fine without it. Instead of the news you get things like the following (via Vincenzo Caico). It lasts about the time of a news broadcast net of commercials.

Although it seems to me to contain a few inaccuracies, it is so clear, so simple in form and reasoning, that it should be posted here to look at once in a while.